I saw this post on a friend's blog and i decided to share with you guys..i hope you'll like it too *winks*
Here is what he posted :
Nigeria’s Gym Class
Heroes
The last time I made a blog post,
Manchester United fans were
solidly behind David Moyes.
The last time I wrote a blog
post, Mesut Ozil was a Real
Madrid player;
The last time I made a blog post,
Arsenal had not paid any fee for
a transfer this season;
The last time I wrote a blog
post, Arsenal fans wanted
Arsene Wenger’s head on a
platter;
The last time I made a blog post,
I promised never to use the
gym; But things have changed
since the last time I wrote a
blog; many, many things.
*LOL*
I went into the gym (yaaay!!!) to
work out for the first time since
I could properly pronounce my
name in full. As a newbie, I had
to sit back and watch most of
the activities while preparing my
mind for the glorious task of
getting in shape.
Below are a few categories of
gym users I noticed and I’ve
decided to share
Category One – Onlookers
Chale, whether you like it or not,
these people are always there.
Newbies like myself for instance,
we don’t do anything, just
watch the people training and
take instructions; and others that aren’t even taking
instructions, but go for the fun
of it.
They are not motivated, and
cannot be motivated. *rubbing my face*
Category Two – Models
Nope, not professional models.
These ones are not even in
shape to start with; rather, they
come to the gym – pay the gate
fee, and proceed to taking
pictures of themselves on
different machines and after
that, pack their belongings and
head home for the day.
You will see them everywhere;
everytime, yet they aren’t
sweating. na wa.
Category Three – Trainers
These ones are even the worst!
All they do is go to the gym,
pretend they are actually
working out, but in real essence
they are looking for someone to
prey on in the guise that they
are “trainers” or more aptly,
“coaches”. Ask them to provide
documentation and they would
be gone before you even say
Jack… Daniels.
Example: A is working out, B
comes up to him and says,
A: “Chief, you’re doing it right,
you only need a trainer and you
will make this count”
B: “Really? I could use some
tutoring. Care to help out?”
A: Sure, oya lie down on that
mat.
10 minutes later
A: You know eh? You have the
stance of a boxer! If you can
give me N25,000, I will coach
you for straight 3 months and
you will knock people down like
a pro.
B: Ehen? Really? Where is your
office?
Changes intonation
A: Guy no be buy office dem dey
use training person. Drop the
twenty-five, I go do you well.
B: But bros, how I go take give
you N25k just like that?
A: *silence*
20 minutes later
A: *silence*
30 minutes later
A: *silence*
Sigh
Category Four – Touchers
I’m not kidding you, people
touch boobs for free in gym
halls in this same Nigeria. For
Free [Thank me later]
Some people would just pretend
to be helping a lady with work-
out and be pressing sensitive
areas, and guess what? They
won’t complain!!! *
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So if your girlfriend/wife/
concubine/sidechick or any
female specie you have feeling
for is heading to the gym; public
or private… Make sure their
trainer is a female; a straight
female.
Category Five – Hulks
I can’t be descriptive enough,
some people just feel like they
need to play the role of Hulk in a
movie without effects before
they die. I mean, some people
actually look like hulk! And it
sucks! Or maybe I’m just jealous.
( *_*) Either ways, there are
human muscle monsters living
amongst us. We must fast and
pray.
Well that’s all I noticed today. I
would be giving you the gist
and I embark on the journey to
get my own six packs.
Remember people have broken
up without their boyfriends
because they weren’t fit
enough.
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